Damn, that was a mouthful….and a tasty mouthful it will be (see what I did there). Casino Guy is a larger fella who tries to watch his girlish figure by drinking Bud Lights (take your 300 calories IPAs and stick up your hippy nose) and chicken sangys (wraps instead of buns if possible, grilled cluckers […]
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Congratulations to a @Caesars_Rewards Diamond Guest who hit a $670,637 progressive jackpot on Let it Ride! #Vegas is back. 😉 #CaesarsPowerPlay #VegasAgain @CaesarsEnt pic.twitter.com/4GsSni6E6u — Caesars Palace (@CaesarsPalace) June 6, 2020 When you write a blog about your trials and tribulations in casino gambling, it’s hard to provide updates when the whole world is shut […]
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The first big loop of 2020 is upon us and the Casino Guy is limping in after a beating at the hands of Ice Cube and Mohegan Sun. You think these beatings will stop Casino Guy from dipping into his kids college fund or selling off a few herpes drug stocks to make his bankroll? […]
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Well? You will have to pry my plane ticket from my cold dead hand to keep me from my birthright. No pandemic is going to keep me from what I do best, especially one from with such a subpar composition – even on a beach with a lime: I have my own antidote to keep […]
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Well that didn’t go as planned. After the massive comeback thanks to a bunch of suited matches and the baddest of bad assed rap crews I have ever met, the next few outings in the year of the Casino Guy went south. Real south. First we had the crime of the century. Then, we had […]
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As I mentioned before, 2020 looks like a busy year for Casino Guy. Thousands of miles, lots of new places, some old stand-bys are all sitting out there waiting to be face f***** (again, we have some family members reading this shit) by Casino Guy this year. The first stop was a little night out […]
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Have you ever been so confused that your brain kind of shuts down? You can’t come up with the words to ask questions about it (I’m looking at you Inception). You can’t even fake it and copy what the dude next to you is doing (I’m looking at you Electric Slide). The only reaction you […]
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