This is a recap of an “actual” conversation that was overheard this weekend outside the elevators at Foxwoods Resort & Casino. We here at CasinoGuyReviews.com do not condone violence unless a scenario plays out exactly like the one below. Random, handsome man #1: “Officer, I would like to confess to a crime.” Totally not made […]
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As I mentioned before, 2020 looks like a busy year for Casino Guy. Thousands of miles, lots of new places, some old stand-bys are all sitting out there waiting to be face f***** (again, we have some family members reading this shit) by Casino Guy this year. The first stop was a little night out […]
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Gambling Losing Streak—–√ Favorite Team Eliminated from the Grandest Football Stage —–√√ Crippling Illness (likely brought on by gambling next to a bunch of Wuhan natives drinking Coronas on MLKDay2K20—–√√√ It’s been too long since your boy has blogged. It’s been far too long since your boy has won while sitting at a table. These […]
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There are so many occasions where your boy the Casino Guy is just minding his business and weird shit happens. Sometimes something goes down that is so befuddling, his brain can’t process what is happening which leads to the question, “What the HELL is going on here!?!?” This series is dedicated to such events. Enjoy! […]
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Have you ever been so confused that your brain kind of shuts down? You can’t come up with the words to ask questions about it (I’m looking at you Inception). You can’t even fake it and copy what the dude next to you is doing (I’m looking at you Electric Slide). The only reaction you […]
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The last year or so have been pretty eventful for the Casino Guy. If we wind the clock back to July of 2018, let’s just say I have put a lot of scratch in play at a LOT of different places. So many new spots in just over a year could be one sign of […]
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Everyone and everything has an adversary that just plain has their number. The New England Patriots had the NFC East when it comes to the Super Bowl. The Iron Sheik had Hulk Hogan. Wile E. Coyote had the Road Runner. These assholes had gravity… The Casino Guy has Mohegan Sun in Uncasvlle, CT. It’s big. […]
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If you’ve been out a little later than you should have been or went harder than you needed to, you probably woke up a little hung over. You try all the tricks to avoid one – eat some bread to soak up the booze, have a greasy breakfast, power down some Pedialyte, pickle juice, pickle […]
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In the very early days of the Casino Guy’s gambling career, the thought of gambling at every casino in the world was a distant thought. Sure I had been to a few places and sure I had been gambling my face off for over a decade, but I had yet to rack up the numbers […]
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Casinos are labyrinths. Massive structures made to discombobulate you into staying longer and spending more than you should. Casinos are also enablers. They are the friend who convinces you into on more chicken wing. One more hit. One more drink. One more hand. One more drink (I have heavy drinking friends). It’s one of the […]
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