Category Archives: Story Time

QUARANTINE WEEK 3 UPDATE – Everything sucks

Disclaimer: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time.  It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… Let’s run down a few things that […]
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BREAKING NEWS: The entire (gambling) world has gone to hell in a hand basket

Editor’s note: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time.  It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… They closed the buffet in Vegas? […]
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OUCH!!! And 5 quick thoughts from the Cleveland / Detroit Loop

Man, that was fugly. Sometimes you need to know when to walk away, know when to run.  After all these years and millions of hands played, I know how to do neither. We drove lots of miles and visited a bunch of new places but the story remained pretty much the same the whole time […]
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Here comes the BOOM!!! The Cleveland / Detroit loop is here.

The first big loop of 2020 is upon us and the Casino Guy is limping in after a beating at the hands of Ice Cube and Mohegan Sun.  You think these beatings will stop Casino Guy from dipping into his kids college fund or selling off a few herpes drug stocks to make his bankroll?  […]
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Will the Coronavirus stop me from my next casino visit?

Well? You will have to pry my plane ticket from my cold dead hand to keep me from my birthright.  No pandemic is going to keep me from what I do best, especially one from with such a subpar composition – even on a beach with a lime: I have my own antidote to keep […]
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Limping into the next loop….

Well that didn’t go as planned.  After the massive comeback thanks to a bunch of suited matches and the baddest of bad assed rap crews I have ever met, the next few outings in the year of the Casino Guy went south.  Real south. First we had the crime of the century. Then, we had […]
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“Officer, I would like to confess to a crime.”

This is a recap of an “actual” conversation that was overheard this weekend outside the elevators at Foxwoods Resort & Casino.  We here at CasinoGuyReviews.com do not condone violence unless a scenario plays out exactly like the one below. Random, handsome man #1: “Officer, I would like to confess to a crime.” Totally not made […]
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2 Down, 20 To Go……

As I mentioned before, 2020 looks like a busy year for Casino Guy.  Thousands of miles, lots of new places, some old stand-bys are all sitting out there waiting to be face f***** (again, we have some family members reading this shit) by Casino Guy this year. The first stop was a little night out […]
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Hello Darkness My Old Friend….

Gambling Losing Streak—–√ Favorite Team Eliminated from the Grandest Football Stage —–√√ Crippling Illness (likely brought on by gambling next to a bunch of Wuhan natives drinking Coronas on MLKDay2K20—–√√√ It’s been too long since your boy has blogged.  It’s been far too long since your boy has won while sitting at a table.  These […]
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What the HELL is going on here!?!? – The Cheering Section at The SLS Las Vegas

There are so many occasions where your boy the Casino Guy is just minding his business and weird shit happens.  Sometimes something goes down that is so befuddling, his brain can’t process what is happening which leads to the question, “What the HELL is going on here!?!?”  This series is dedicated to such events.  Enjoy! […]
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