Category Archives: Story Time

“Talk to me Kenny!!!”

In the very early days of the Casino Guy’s gambling career, the thought of gambling at every casino in the world was a distant thought.  Sure I had been to a few places and sure I had been gambling my face off for over a decade, but I had yet to rack up the numbers […]
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“Where the hell am I?”

Casinos are labyrinths. Massive structures made to discombobulate you into staying longer and spending more than you should.  Casinos are also enablers. They are the friend who convinces you into on more chicken wing.  One more hit.  One more drink. One more hand.  One more drink (I have heavy drinking friends). It’s one of the […]
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Story Time – “Oh Big American, will you take picture with us?”

If you’ve ever been to the Fremont Street Experience in Las Vegas, you know it has the best and worst of what gambling and vacations have to offer. The best: Shit loads of places to gamble at in a very small area People watching opportunities at the highest level – you will not find a […]
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We Are Back!

After a brief hiatus to itemize my gambling losses for my Accountant (when you have that much activity, it takes a LONG ASS TIME to pull all that together), we are back in the swing of things.  There is a backlog of reviews and stories that will come out soon enough. Share, follow and tell […]
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“You, sir, are an idiot.”

It’s pretty simple really. In a game of chance when the difference between winning and losing is so slim, you want to do anything you can to keep those odds tipped in your favor. In the game of Blackjack, there is a certain way to play to keep that house edge under 1%. Needless to […]
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Story Time – “You know what’s going on here, right?”

Some stories just need to be told.  Some need to be locked away in the vault forever.  Come and take a trip down memory lane with us. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and guilty.  If you have a story, send it to us here.  Enjoy some of the ridiculousness out of […]
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Story Time – “My God, you guys suck!”

When you gamble with a group of friends, someone usually comes out ahead. I think it is rare for your whole crew to come out on the losing end of things especially when every crew has the conservative guy, the aggressive guy and the guy who has no clue what the hell he is doing. […]
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Story Time – 5 Telltale Signs You’ve Gone Too Hard

In one way or another, we’ve all been there. Both in a good way and a bad way. Whether it be looking at the scale after the holidays or looking at your bank account after a night out of the town or taking a step back to see the 6′ × 7′ World War II […]
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“Oh well this is my last ha…AND I’M BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!”

If you’ve seen it once, you seen it a thousand times. Degenerate travels in driving rainstorm 50 minutes each way with a 2 hour window to pick up a “valued player” offer at local casino. Degenerate uses his 20 minutes of free time to play some heavy Blackjack. Degenerate experiences WILD swings heads up (no […]
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That’s Mr. 300 to you pal!

Milestones – Some are bigger than others that’s for sure. And boy did we hit a big one recently. The lead up to the New Year is truly the most vomit inducing time to be on the Interwebs. From “inspirational” quotes on social media to every basic in the world talking about how next year […]
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