Category Archives: Story Time

What the HELL is going on here!?!? – Bay Area Table Games

Have you ever been so confused that your brain kind of shuts down?  You can’t come up with the words to ask questions about it (I’m looking at you Inception).  You can’t even fake it and copy what the dude next to you is doing (I’m looking at you Electric Slide).  The only reaction you […]
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If we are keeping score….

The last year or so have been pretty eventful for the Casino Guy. If we wind the clock back to July of 2018, let’s just say I have put a lot of scratch in play at a LOT of different places. So many new spots in just over a year could be one sign of […]
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Welcome to the Unluckiest Place on Earth

Everyone and everything has an adversary that just plain has their number.  The New England Patriots had the NFC East when it comes to the Super Bowl.  The Iron Sheik had Hulk Hogan.  Wile E. Coyote had the Road Runner.  These assholes had gravity… The Casino Guy has Mohegan Sun in Uncasvlle, CT. It’s big.  […]
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I’ve got to stop meeting The Elf

If you’ve been out a little later than you should have been or went harder than you needed to, you probably woke up a little hung over.  You try all the tricks to avoid one – eat some bread to soak up the booze, have a greasy breakfast, power down some Pedialyte, pickle juice, pickle […]
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“Talk to me Kenny!!!”

In the very early days of the Casino Guy’s gambling career, the thought of gambling at every casino in the world was a distant thought.  Sure I had been to a few places and sure I had been gambling my face off for over a decade, but I had yet to rack up the numbers […]
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“Where the hell am I?”

Casinos are labyrinths. Massive structures made to discombobulate you into staying longer and spending more than you should.  Casinos are also enablers. They are the friend who convinces you into on more chicken wing.  One more hit.  One more drink. One more hand.  One more drink (I have heavy drinking friends). It’s one of the […]
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Story Time – “Oh Big American, will you take picture with us?”

If you’ve ever been to the Fremont Street Experience in Las Vegas, you know it has the best and worst of what gambling and vacations have to offer. The best: Shit loads of places to gamble at in a very small area People watching opportunities at the highest level – you will not find a […]
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We Are Back!

After a brief hiatus to itemize my gambling losses for my Accountant (when you have that much activity, it takes a LONG ASS TIME to pull all that together), we are back in the swing of things.  There is a backlog of reviews and stories that will come out soon enough. Share, follow and tell […]
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“You, sir, are an idiot.”

It’s pretty simple really. In a game of chance when the difference between winning and losing is so slim, you want to do anything you can to keep those odds tipped in your favor. In the game of Blackjack, there is a certain way to play to keep that house edge under 1%. Needless to […]
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Story Time – “You know what’s going on here, right?”

Some stories just need to be told.  Some need to be locked away in the vault forever.  Come and take a trip down memory lane with us. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and guilty.  If you have a story, send it to us here.  Enjoy some of the ridiculousness out of […]
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