Author Archives: CasinoGuyReviews

“You, sir, are an idiot.”

It’s pretty simple really. In a game of chance when the difference between winning and losing is so slim, you want to do anything you can to keep those odds tipped in your favor. In the game of Blackjack, there is a certain way to play to keep that house edge under 1%. Needless to […]
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Inaugural Hall of Fame Class Nominee – The Craps Game at Greektown Casino in Detroit Rock City

The Hall of Fame Series will be the cream of the crop, the most ridiculous of the absolute ridiculous and the best or worst. You can count on the Casino Guy Reviews HoF to represent only the top of the food chain in gaming. At the end of the year, we will ask you to […]
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Story Time – “You know what’s going on here, right?”

Some stories just need to be told.  Some need to be locked away in the vault forever.  Come and take a trip down memory lane with us. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and guilty.  If you have a story, send it to us here.  Enjoy some of the ridiculousness out of […]
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Story Time – “My God, you guys suck!”

When you gamble with a group of friends, someone usually comes out ahead. I think it is rare for your whole crew to come out on the losing end of things especially when every crew has the conservative guy, the aggressive guy and the guy who has no clue what the hell he is doing. […]
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Casino Review – Foxwoods Resort Casino

Foxwoods Resort Casino 350 Trolley Line Boulevard, Mashantucket, CT 06338 The Wonder of It All. If you were lucky enough to live in a radio or TV market where Foxwoods ran its ads, you not only knew that jingle by heart… Take a chance make it happen, pop the cork fingers snappin’, spin the wheel […]
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Inaugural Hall of Fame Class Nominee – Casino Guy’s Left Hamstring

The Hall of Fame Series will be the cream of the crop, the most ridiculous of the absolute ridiculous or even the best of the worst. You can count on the Casino Guy Reviews HoF to represent only the top of the food chain in gaming. At the end of the year, we will ask […]
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Story Time – 5 Telltale Signs You’ve Gone Too Hard

In one way or another, we’ve all been there. Both in a good way and a bad way. Whether it be looking at the scale after the holidays or looking at your bank account after a night out of the town or taking a step back to see the 6′ × 7′ World War II […]
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Casino Review – Westgate Las Vegas Hotel & Casino

Westgate Las Vegas Hotel & Casino 3000 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas, NV 89109 The Westgate, formerly known as the International Hotel and the the Las Vegas Hilton, was famous for lots of things. It’s where Elvis had a legendary residency. It’s where former billionaire owner Kirk Kerkorian drove noted whack-a-doodle Howard Hughes further into his […]
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Casino Review – Park MGM

Park MGM Las Vegas 3770 S Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89109 Park MGM is one of the strip’s latest updated properties that tries to take a gambling joint out of the past and into the future. The old Monte Carlo’s decor and atmosphere was starting to fall behind it’s trendier competition. A few […]
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“Oh well this is my last ha…AND I’M BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!”

If you’ve seen it once, you seen it a thousand times. Degenerate travels in driving rainstorm 50 minutes each way with a 2 hour window to pick up a “valued player” offer at local casino. Degenerate uses his 20 minutes of free time to play some heavy Blackjack. Degenerate experiences WILD swings heads up (no […]
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