Author Archives: CasinoGuyReviews

“Officer, I would like to confess to a crime.”

This is a recap of an “actual” conversation that was overheard this weekend outside the elevators at Foxwoods Resort & Casino.  We here at CasinoGuyReviews.com do not condone violence unless a scenario plays out exactly like the one below. Random, handsome man #1: “Officer, I would like to confess to a crime.” Totally not made […]
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2 Down, 20 To Go……

As I mentioned before, 2020 looks like a busy year for Casino Guy.  Thousands of miles, lots of new places, some old stand-bys are all sitting out there waiting to be face f***** (again, we have some family members reading this shit) by Casino Guy this year. The first stop was a little night out […]
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Inaugural Hall of Fame Class Nominee – The World’s Biggest of Big Ballin’ Rap Crew Who Sat At My Table on Saturday And Nearly Bankrupted My Soul

The Hall of Fame Series will be the cream of the crop, the most ridiculous of the absolute ridiculous or even the best of the worst. You can count on the Casino Guy Reviews HoF to represent only the top of the food chain in gaming. At the end of the nomination period, we will […]
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Hello Darkness My Old Friend….

Gambling Losing Streak—–√ Favorite Team Eliminated from the Grandest Football Stage —–√√ Crippling Illness (likely brought on by gambling next to a bunch of Wuhan natives drinking Coronas on MLKDay2K20—–√√√ It’s been too long since your boy has blogged.  It’s been far too long since your boy has won while sitting at a table.  These […]
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What the HELL is going on here!?!? – The Cheering Section at The SLS Las Vegas

There are so many occasions where your boy the Casino Guy is just minding his business and weird shit happens.  Sometimes something goes down that is so befuddling, his brain can’t process what is happening which leads to the question, “What the HELL is going on here!?!?”  This series is dedicated to such events.  Enjoy! […]
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On the road again….

I just can’t wait to get on the road again The life I love is gamblin’ with my friends And I can’t wait to get on the road again On the road again Goin’ (six) places that I’ve never been Seein’ things that I may never see again (but probably not) And I can’t wait […]
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Rapid Reviews – New Hampshire Loop Part 1

The State of New Hampshire historically had low limit, “charity” casinos and poker rooms.  These card houses were never much of a draw for ya boy Casino Guy.  I don’t like to leatherass/grind out hands playing poker.  I love the pace of table games.  They were always assumed to be too small and too cheap […]
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What the HELL is going on here!?!? – Bay Area Table Games

Have you ever been so confused that your brain kind of shuts down?  You can’t come up with the words to ask questions about it (I’m looking at you Inception).  You can’t even fake it and copy what the dude next to you is doing (I’m looking at you Electric Slide).  The only reaction you […]
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If we are keeping score….

The last year or so have been pretty eventful for the Casino Guy. If we wind the clock back to July of 2018, let’s just say I have put a lot of scratch in play at a LOT of different places. So many new spots in just over a year could be one sign of […]
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Welcome to the Unluckiest Place on Earth

Everyone and everything has an adversary that just plain has their number.  The New England Patriots had the NFC East when it comes to the Super Bowl.  The Iron Sheik had Hulk Hogan.  Wile E. Coyote had the Road Runner.  These assholes had gravity… The Casino Guy has Mohegan Sun in Uncasvlle, CT. It’s big.  […]
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