Disclaimer: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time. It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… Let’s run down a few things that […]
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Editor’s note: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time. It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… They closed the buffet in Vegas? […]
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Man, that was fugly. Sometimes you need to know when to walk away, know when to run. After all these years and millions of hands played, I know how to do neither. We drove lots of miles and visited a bunch of new places but the story remained pretty much the same the whole time […]
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Rivers Casino & Resort Schenectady 1 Rush St, Schenectady, NY 12305 Sometimes when the itch needs to be scratched, Casino Guy likes to head out on a little excursion known as a loop. It’s a chew and screw mission to hit as many places in as little amount of time because I am a […]
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The first big loop of 2020 is upon us and the Casino Guy is limping in after a beating at the hands of Ice Cube and Mohegan Sun. You think these beatings will stop Casino Guy from dipping into his kids college fund or selling off a few herpes drug stocks to make his bankroll? […]
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Well? You will have to pry my plane ticket from my cold dead hand to keep me from my birthright. No pandemic is going to keep me from what I do best, especially one from with such a subpar composition – even on a beach with a lime: I have my own antidote to keep […]
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Well that didn’t go as planned. After the massive comeback thanks to a bunch of suited matches and the baddest of bad assed rap crews I have ever met, the next few outings in the year of the Casino Guy went south. Real south. First we had the crime of the century. Then, we had […]
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This is a recap of an “actual” conversation that was overheard this weekend outside the elevators at Foxwoods Resort & Casino. We here at CasinoGuyReviews.com do not condone violence unless a scenario plays out exactly like the one below. Random, handsome man #1: “Officer, I would like to confess to a crime.” Totally not made […]
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As I mentioned before, 2020 looks like a busy year for Casino Guy. Thousands of miles, lots of new places, some old stand-bys are all sitting out there waiting to be face f***** (again, we have some family members reading this shit) by Casino Guy this year. The first stop was a little night out […]
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The Hall of Fame Series will be the cream of the crop, the most ridiculous of the absolute ridiculous or even the best of the worst. You can count on the Casino Guy Reviews HoF to represent only the top of the food chain in gaming. At the end of the nomination period, we will […]
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