Author Archives: CasinoGuyReviews

Regulators…..Mount Up!

Back on the horse!

If I wasn’t chosen, then you got somethin’ wrong pal!

via @BostonGlobe Rhode Island’s Twin River casino: It looks and smells the same, but the familiarity ends there LINCOLN, R.I. – There’s only one guarantee for your next visit to Twin River casino: You’re going to leave smelling like Twin River casino. Even after the coronavirus kept its doors closed to the public for 86 […]
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That escalated quickly!

Congratulations to a @Caesars_Rewards Diamond Guest who hit a $670,637 progressive jackpot on Let it Ride! #Vegas is back. 😉 #CaesarsPowerPlay #VegasAgain @CaesarsEnt pic.twitter.com/4GsSni6E6u — Caesars Palace (@CaesarsPalace) June 6, 2020 When you write a blog about your trials and tribulations in casino gambling, it’s hard to provide updates when the whole world is shut […]
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Story Time – “My God, you guys suck!”

I am reposting this one because the picture of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse makes me laugh every time….plus it’s a perfectly timed read so that your legs won’t fall asleep before you need to wipe up. When you gamble with a group of friends, someone usually comes out ahead. I think it is […]
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QUARANTINE WEEK 3 UPDATE – Everything sucks

Disclaimer: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time.  It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… Let’s run down a few things that […]
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BREAKING NEWS: The entire (gambling) world has gone to hell in a hand basket

Editor’s note: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time.  It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… They closed the buffet in Vegas? […]
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OUCH!!! And 5 quick thoughts from the Cleveland / Detroit Loop

Man, that was fugly. Sometimes you need to know when to walk away, know when to run.  After all these years and millions of hands played, I know how to do neither. We drove lots of miles and visited a bunch of new places but the story remained pretty much the same the whole time […]
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Rapid Reviews – The NY / NJ Loop Part 1B – Rivers Casino – Schenectady

Rivers Casino & Resort Schenectady   1 Rush St, Schenectady, NY 12305 Sometimes when the itch needs to be scratched, Casino Guy likes to head out on a little excursion known as a loop.  It’s a chew and screw mission to hit as many places in as little amount of time because I am a […]
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Here comes the BOOM!!! The Cleveland / Detroit loop is here.

The first big loop of 2020 is upon us and the Casino Guy is limping in after a beating at the hands of Ice Cube and Mohegan Sun.  You think these beatings will stop Casino Guy from dipping into his kids college fund or selling off a few herpes drug stocks to make his bankroll?  […]
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Will the Coronavirus stop me from my next casino visit?

Well? You will have to pry my plane ticket from my cold dead hand to keep me from my birthright.  No pandemic is going to keep me from what I do best, especially one from with such a subpar composition – even on a beach with a lime: I have my own antidote to keep […]
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