Author Archives: CasinoGuyReviews

Rapid Reviews – The West of Chicago Loop Part 4 – Rivers Casino

Sometimes when the itch needs to be scratched, Casino Guy likes to head out on a little excursion known as a loop.  It’s a chew and screw mission to hit as many places in as little amount of time because I am a glutton for jamming too much shit into my trips.  Golf, concerts, games, […]
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“Talk to me Kenny!!!”

In the very early days of the Casino Guy’s gambling career, the thought of gambling at every casino in the world was a distant thought.  Sure I had been to a few places and sure I had been gambling my face off for over a decade, but I had yet to rack up the numbers […]
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Inaugural Hall of Fame Class Nominee – The Breakfast Sandwich at Valley Forge Casino in King of Prussia, PA

The Hall of Fame Series will be the cream of the crop, the most ridiculous of the absolute ridiculous or even the best of the worst. You can count on the Casino Guy Reviews HoF to represent only the top of the food chain in gaming. At the end of the year, we will ask […]
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Rapid Reviews – The West of Chicago Loop Part 3 – Hollywood Casino Aurora

Sometimes when the itch needs to be scratched, Casino Guy likes to head out on a little excursion known as a loop.  It’s a chew and screw mission to hit as many places in as little amount of time because I am a glutton for jamming too much shit into my trips.  Golf, concerts, games, […]
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“Where the hell am I?”

Casinos are labyrinths. Massive structures made to discombobulate you into staying longer and spending more than you should.  Casinos are also enablers. They are the friend who convinces you into on more chicken wing.  One more hit.  One more drink. One more hand.  One more drink (I have heavy drinking friends). It’s one of the […]
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Rapid Reviews – The West of Chicago Loop Part 2 – Hollywood Casino Joliet

Sometimes when the itch needs to be scratched, Casino Guy likes to head out on a little excursion known as a loop.  It’s a chew and screw mission to hit as many places in as little amount of time because I am a glutton for jamming too much shit into my trips.  Golf, concerts, games, […]
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Rapid Reviews – The West of Chicago Loop Part 1 – Harrah’s Joliet

Sometimes when the itch needs to be scratched, Casino Guy likes to head out on a little excursion known as a loop.  It’s a chew and screw mission to hit as many places in as little amount of time because I am a glutton for jamming too much shit into my trips.  Golf, concerts, games, […]
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Story Time – “Oh Big American, will you take picture with us?”

If you’ve ever been to the Fremont Street Experience in Las Vegas, you know it has the best and worst of what gambling and vacations have to offer. The best: Shit loads of places to gamble at in a very small area People watching opportunities at the highest level – you will not find a […]
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We Are Back!

After a brief hiatus to itemize my gambling losses for my Accountant (when you have that much activity, it takes a LONG ASS TIME to pull all that together), we are back in the swing of things.  There is a backlog of reviews and stories that will come out soon enough. Share, follow and tell […]
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Casino Review – Resorts Casino Hotel

Resorts Casino Hotel – Atlantic City, NJ 1133 Boardwalk, Atlantic City, NJ 08401 Did you ever have an ex that wasn’t the prettiest, wasn’t the nicest, didn’t have the best personality or have a great body….but they had one thing that kept you coming back like Tyrone Biggums at the free crack give-away? I mean, […]
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