via @BostonGlobe Rhode Island’s Twin River casino: It looks and smells the same, but the familiarity ends there LINCOLN, R.I. – There’s only one guarantee for your next visit to Twin River casino: You’re going to leave smelling like Twin River casino. Even after the coronavirus kept its doors closed to the public for 86 […]
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Congratulations to a @Caesars_Rewards Diamond Guest who hit a $670,637 progressive jackpot on Let it Ride! #Vegas is back. 😉 #CaesarsPowerPlay #VegasAgain @CaesarsEnt pic.twitter.com/4GsSni6E6u — Caesars Palace (@CaesarsPalace) June 6, 2020 When you write a blog about your trials and tribulations in casino gambling, it’s hard to provide updates when the whole world is shut […]
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I am reposting this one because the picture of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse makes me laugh every time….plus it’s a perfectly timed read so that your legs won’t fall asleep before you need to wipe up. When you gamble with a group of friends, someone usually comes out ahead. I think it is […]
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Disclaimer: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time. It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… Let’s run down a few things that […]
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Editor’s note: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time. It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… They closed the buffet in Vegas? […]
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Man, that was fugly. Sometimes you need to know when to walk away, know when to run. After all these years and millions of hands played, I know how to do neither. We drove lots of miles and visited a bunch of new places but the story remained pretty much the same the whole time […]
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Rivers Casino & Resort Schenectady 1 Rush St, Schenectady, NY 12305 Sometimes when the itch needs to be scratched, Casino Guy likes to head out on a little excursion known as a loop. It’s a chew and screw mission to hit as many places in as little amount of time because I am a […]
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The first big loop of 2020 is upon us and the Casino Guy is limping in after a beating at the hands of Ice Cube and Mohegan Sun. You think these beatings will stop Casino Guy from dipping into his kids college fund or selling off a few herpes drug stocks to make his bankroll? […]
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Well? You will have to pry my plane ticket from my cold dead hand to keep me from my birthright. No pandemic is going to keep me from what I do best, especially one from with such a subpar composition – even on a beach with a lime: I have my own antidote to keep […]
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Well that didn’t go as planned. After the massive comeback thanks to a bunch of suited matches and the baddest of bad assed rap crews I have ever met, the next few outings in the year of the Casino Guy went south. Real south. First we had the crime of the century. Then, we had […]
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