The End-All, Be-All Definitive List of Grilled Chicken Sandwiches at Casino Bars/Restaurants, As Compared to the Greatest Athletes of My Fandom

Damn, that was a mouthful….and a tasty mouthful it will be (see what I did there). Casino Guy is a larger fella who tries to watch his girlish figure by drinking Bud Lights (take your 300 calories IPAs and stick up your hippy nose) and chicken sangys (wraps instead of buns if possible, grilled cluckers […]
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I’ve never been so wrong in my life, and I am man enough to admit it.

A round of applause to me for admitting I was wrong.

“Dude, where have you been?”

That is such a good question. Since the brick and mortar casino business got put on ice by The ‘Vid, traipsing around the country seeing who had the best parking, the worst dealers or telling you which stall is the best to drop a heater in at the Ameristar East Chicago became fairly difficult. Sure, […]
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Regulators…..Mount Up!

Back on the horse!

If I wasn’t chosen, then you got somethin’ wrong pal!

via @BostonGlobe Rhode Island’s Twin River casino: It looks and smells the same, but the familiarity ends there LINCOLN, R.I. – There’s only one guarantee for your next visit to Twin River casino: You’re going to leave smelling like Twin River casino. Even after the coronavirus kept its doors closed to the public for 86 […]
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That escalated quickly!

Congratulations to a @Caesars_Rewards Diamond Guest who hit a $670,637 progressive jackpot on Let it Ride! #Vegas is back. 😉 #CaesarsPowerPlay #VegasAgain @CaesarsEnt pic.twitter.com/4GsSni6E6u — Caesars Palace (@CaesarsPalace) June 6, 2020 When you write a blog about your trials and tribulations in casino gambling, it’s hard to provide updates when the whole world is shut […]
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Story Time – “My God, you guys suck!”

I am reposting this one because the picture of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse makes me laugh every time….plus it’s a perfectly timed read so that your legs won’t fall asleep before you need to wipe up. When you gamble with a group of friends, someone usually comes out ahead. I think it is […]
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QUARANTINE WEEK 3 UPDATE – Everything sucks

Disclaimer: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time.  It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… Let’s run down a few things that […]
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BREAKING NEWS: The entire (gambling) world has gone to hell in a hand basket

Editor’s note: This post is not to minimize the severity of what’s going on in this unprecedented time.  It’s just a way to write up a couple jokes and pass some time while the Casino Guy is locked in his suburban prison with his family for the foreseeable future… They closed the buffet in Vegas? […]
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OUCH!!! And 5 quick thoughts from the Cleveland / Detroit Loop

Man, that was fugly. Sometimes you need to know when to walk away, know when to run.  After all these years and millions of hands played, I know how to do neither. We drove lots of miles and visited a bunch of new places but the story remained pretty much the same the whole time […]
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