What the HELL is going on here!?!? – The Cheering Section at The SLS Las Vegas

There are so many occasions where your boy the Casino Guy is just minding his business and weird shit happens.  Sometimes something goes down that is so befuddling, his brain can’t process what is happening which leads to the question, “What the HELL is going on here!?!?”  This series is dedicated to such events.  Enjoy! […]
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On the road again….

I just can’t wait to get on the road again The life I love is gamblin’ with my friends And I can’t wait to get on the road again On the road again Goin’ (six) places that I’ve never been Seein’ things that I may never see again (but probably not) And I can’t wait […]
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Rapid Reviews – New Hampshire Loop Part 1

The State of New Hampshire historically had low limit, “charity” casinos and poker rooms.  These card houses were never much of a draw for ya boy Casino Guy.  I don’t like to leatherass/grind out hands playing poker.  I love the pace of table games.  They were always assumed to be too small and too cheap […]
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What the HELL is going on here!?!? – Bay Area Table Games

Have you ever been so confused that your brain kind of shuts down?  You can’t come up with the words to ask questions about it (I’m looking at you Inception).  You can’t even fake it and copy what the dude next to you is doing (I’m looking at you Electric Slide).  The only reaction you […]
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If we are keeping score….

The last year or so have been pretty eventful for the Casino Guy. If we wind the clock back to July of 2018, let’s just say I have put a lot of scratch in play at a LOT of different places. So many new spots in just over a year could be one sign of […]
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Welcome to the Unluckiest Place on Earth

Everyone and everything has an adversary that just plain has their number.  The New England Patriots had the NFC East when it comes to the Super Bowl.  The Iron Sheik had Hulk Hogan.  Wile E. Coyote had the Road Runner.  These assholes had gravity… The Casino Guy has Mohegan Sun in Uncasvlle, CT. It’s big.  […]
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Why? Why don’t you love me?

When you give your love to someone or something so unconditionally, so fully and you don’t get that love back, you start to question your mindset.  You start to think, “what the hell am I doing wrong?  What did I ever do to you?” Casino Guy loves to gamble.  As a tyke, it was the […]
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Rapid Reviews – The West of Chicago Loop Finale – Grand Victoria Elgin

Sometimes when the itch needs to be scratched, Casino Guy likes to head out on a little excursion known as a loop.  It’s a chew and screw mission to hit as many places in as little amount of time because I am a glutton for jamming too much shit into my trips.  Golf, concerts, games, […]
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I’ve got to stop meeting The Elf

If you’ve been out a little later than you should have been or went harder than you needed to, you probably woke up a little hung over.  You try all the tricks to avoid one – eat some bread to soak up the booze, have a greasy breakfast, power down some Pedialyte, pickle juice, pickle […]
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Rapid Reviews – The West of Chicago Loop Part 4 – Rivers Casino

Sometimes when the itch needs to be scratched, Casino Guy likes to head out on a little excursion known as a loop.  It’s a chew and screw mission to hit as many places in as little amount of time because I am a glutton for jamming too much shit into my trips.  Golf, concerts, games, […]
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